trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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awwmikey:

a strong female character is one who is defined by her own characteristics, history and personality, and not solely by the actions or needs of other characters. she is a person in the story, not a prop. x

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]
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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tomche:

now they’re engaged and having a baby together

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