hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
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hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

sherlollymouse:

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

(Source: neilcicierega)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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(Source: gifyourass)

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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(Source: hvlloween)

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(Source: cherry-and-also-bomb)