Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
"can you get syphilis from reading about history"
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.